Mike
Mike is a crazy kid who abandoned us by going to a different high school. Luckily, we were able to use our super powers to convert him back to an O-town hero. Mike is the most talented driver, followed closely by Big Ern. (timmy just flat out can't drive)
One day, Mike is going to fly the fatal four all around the world since our plan for world domaination is nearly compl... I mean...... what?
AIRPLANES vs. WOMEN
Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of the switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many airplanes you've flown before.
Airplanes and pilot both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down. However they both have one thing in common when either one of them gets quiet its definitely not good.